madamelibrarian:

thenanahunter:

icecream-and-gadreel:

You know, like Gabriel wearing Sam’s vessel and I just can’t get it out of my head

Gabriel: “Blah blah I’m tall and brooding – DEAAAANN! CAAAASSSSS!”

Dean: “Gabe, I swear to god”

Gabriel: “Damn, you’ve got some long ass legs Sammy.” *inhales* “The air is MUCH cleaner up here. Sammich. Samsquatch. Samana banana–”

Sam(because you know, he’s awake in there): “Shut the hell up already!”

Gabriel: “Sam listen. Your air? Cleaner.”

Sam: *sigh*

Gabriel: “Don’t get me wrong, my original vessel is adorable – brown eyes? That smile? I was walking sex.”

Dean: “Uh huh.”

Gabriel: “But I gotta say, I get hit on much more now, sugar.” *Pokes his pec*  “Toned chest. Big ass arms. His abs are ANGRY Dean! Who wouldn’t tap this?”

Dean: “Can you go somewhere else? I’m gonna puke.”

Sam: “You can come back out in a few days”

Gabriel: “I’m gonna get a tattoo on our ass”

Sam: “No you’re not Gabe.”

Gabriel: “A nice ol’ bubble butt tattoo”

Sam: “I – we – it’s not a ‘bubble butt’”

Gabriel: “I knocked a glass off the table with those buns yesterday”

Sam: “Gabe”

Gabriel: “Dean, his dick – it’s huge!”

Dean: *gagging* “I swear to god I’m gonna shoot you”

Gabriel: “Seriously, no wonder he walks like that –”

Dean: “Gabe –”

Gabriel: “He’s trying not to trip over it! Can you even get this into people?”

Sam: “Yeah – can we not talk about this?”

Gabriel: “You must get light headed when you get hard”

Dean: *sets down his burger* “I hate you.”

Sam: “I’m trying to sleep”

Gabriel: “You know I don’t sleep”

Sam: “That’s the PROBLEM”

Gabriel:

Gabriel: “So anyways, dad’s making earth, and somehow I get my hands on the moon. He didn’t tell me not to do it, how would I know he didn’t want dents in it? I was a kid!”

Sam:

Gabriel:

Sam:

Sam: “You’re telling me the craters are your fault?”

@madamelibrarian

OMG!!! YES!!!!

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Gabriel! Sam is just Jared in real life